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| Thursday March 11th, 2010 |
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Financial Humor
Having a hard day? Just relax and enjoy some financial humor!
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• What's the definition of an accountant? - Sep/30/2007
An accountant is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
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• 1000 shares of IBM - Sep/23/2007
You know you've gone to the wrong stockbroker when you ask him to buy
1,000 shares in IBM and he asks you how to spell it.
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• Safest way to double your money - Jul/26/2007
The safest way to double your money is to fold it and put it in your pocket.
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• Stockbrokers - Jul/26/2007
QUESTION: When does a person decide to become an stockbroker?
ANSWER: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
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• Cold hands - Jul/26/2007
It was so cold today I saw a stockbroker with his hands in his own pockets.
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