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| Friday July 30th, 2010 |
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Financial Humor
Having a hard day? Just relax and enjoy some financial humor!
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• Long term investment - Jul/16/2007
A long term investment is a short term investment that failed.
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• God & the Stockbroker - Jul/15/2007
Stockbroker: What is a million years like to you?
God: Like one second.
Stockbroker: What is a million dollars like to you?
God: Like one penny.
Stockbroker: Can I have a penny?
God: Just a second ...
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• Light bulb - May/21/2007
Q: How many investors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None - the market has already discounted the change.
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• Recessions - May/14/2007
Economists have forecasted 9 out of the last 5 recessions.
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• Phone number - May/08/2007
I asked an economist for her phone number....and she gave me an estimate.
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