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Financial Humor
Having a hard day? Just relax and enjoy some financial humor!
July 2007
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| Jul/26/2007 - Safest way to double your money |
| The safest way to double your money is to fold it and put it in your pocket. |
| Jul/26/2007 - Stockbrokers |
QUESTION: When does a person decide to become an stockbroker?
ANSWER: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker. |
| Jul/26/2007 - Cold hands |
| It was so cold today I saw a stockbroker with his hands in his own pockets. |
| Jul/16/2007 - Long term investment |
| A long term investment is a short term investment that failed. |
| Jul/15/2007 - God & the Stockbroker |
Stockbroker: What is a million years like to you?
God: Like one second.
Stockbroker: What is a million dollars like to you?
God: Like one penny.
Stockbroker: Can I have a penny?
God: Just a second ... |
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